What could my Street Fighter villain name be?
Being at home with the wife and kids is great, but there are some things that should be left to the professionals. This dude would have been better off with a full mop of hair. I hear the bed head look is coming back.
5-Year-old skills
Given the fact that you are likely not to see anyone for a couple of weeks, it should be safe to hand your 5-year-old the clippers. Social media has a way to come back and bite you if your wife decides to share the end result.